{"product_id":"halloween-dad-candy-shirt-for-porch-duty-dads","title":"Halloween Dad Candy Shirt for Porch-Duty Dads","description":"This Halloween dad candy shirt is for porch-duty dads handing out candy and keeping the bowl under control.\n\nMade for the dad on porch duty who takes the one-per-kid rule seriously. Wear it while decorating the porch, greeting trick-or-treaters, and managing candy distribution with a straight face.\n\nThe front design reads “CANDY AUDITOR” in bold distressed lettering, with CANDY in orange and AUDITOR in cream. A candy bowl, clipboard, and small porch flashlight turn Halloween candy duty into a deadpan job title.\n\nProduct details:\n- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee\n- Black color\n- 100% cotton (heather colors blended)\n- Classic unisex fit\n- Direct-to-garment front print\n- Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL\n- Machine wash cold inside out\n- Tumble dry low\n\nA fitting dad gift for the porch-duty parent who runs Halloween candy like an official assignment. Give it before trick-or-treat night or as part of October porch decorating.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":54624352993564,"sku":"20478869933204918341","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":54624353026332,"sku":"24443940010223686854","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":54624353059100,"sku":"51810308811614603607","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":54624353091868,"sku":"29290337967477723417","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":54624353124636,"sku":"18571853866260199251","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":54624353157404,"sku":"25444303236346554450","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0951\/4024\/9884\/files\/6614176278691770513_2048.jpg?v=1790728180","url":"https:\/\/selecticdesigns.com\/products\/halloween-dad-candy-shirt-for-porch-duty-dads","provider":"SelecticDesigns.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}