{"product_id":"homebrewing-accountant-t-shirt-liquid-assets-funny-tee-for-cpas","title":"Homebrewing Accountant T-Shirt, \"Liquid Assets\" Funny Tee for CPAs","description":"This homebrewing accountant t-shirt is made for accountants and bookkeepers who brew beer at home. The front reads \"BALANCED BOOKS\" stacked above a bold \"LIQUID ASSETS,\" claiming the accounting term literally for whatever is bubbling in the basement carboy.\n\nThis shirt is built for the CPA or bookkeeper, roughly 28 to 50, who keeps a homebrew setup going alongside the spreadsheets. It fits the friend who gets asked to do everyone's taxes and also happens to have a fermenter in the closet, and it works well as a gift from friends who know exactly which joke lands. Wear it to a brew club meetup, a tax season decompression party, or just around the house while checking gravity readings.\n\nThe graphic stacks three lines in a tight column: a smaller line in oswald reads \"BALANCED BOOKS\" in a warm off-white, sitting above two heavyweight anton lines in mustard gold, \"LIQUID\" and \"ASSETS,\" printed large and bold for contrast against the black shirt. The layout puts the accounting setup line on top and lets the pun land heavy underneath, front and center on the chest.\n\nProduct details:\n- Blank: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee in Black\n- Fabric: 100% cotton (heather colors blended)\n- Fit: classic unisex\n- Print: direct-to-garment front print\n- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\n- Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low\n\nGive this to the accountant or bookkeeper friend who homebrews on the side, for a birthday, a tax season survival gift, or the December exchange when everyone is trying to out-inside-joke each other.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eEU representative\u003c\/strong\u003e: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct information\u003c\/strong\u003e: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999\/44\/EC\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eWarnings, Hazard\u003c\/strong\u003e: For adults, Made in Nicaragua\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eCare instructions\u003c\/strong\u003e: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Black","offer_id":54624364200220,"sku":"14618182968589170089","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Black","offer_id":54624364232988,"sku":"18935232930678651282","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Black","offer_id":54624364265756,"sku":"27921874009091090236","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Black","offer_id":54624364298524,"sku":"31935357749038597195","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Black","offer_id":54624364331292,"sku":"21246938047416034370","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Black","offer_id":54624364364060,"sku":"29440079496132638858","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0951\/4024\/9884\/files\/4973886130268539256_2048.jpg?v=1790728590","url":"https:\/\/selecticdesigns.com\/products\/homebrewing-accountant-t-shirt-liquid-assets-funny-tee-for-cpas","provider":"SelecticDesigns.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}