{"product_id":"pickleball-paddle-set-retired-golfer-kitchen-staff-novelty-pickleball-kit","title":"Pickleball Paddle Set - \"Retired Golfer Kitchen Staff\" Novelty Pickleball Kit","description":"These wooden pickleball paddles bring playful personality to backyard games and porch rallies. The flat, 7.5\" × 15.5\" paddles feature vibrant, double-sided printing and a bold “Retired Golfer — Kitchen Staff” graphic that reads clearly across both paddles. Soft poly-cotton wrapped handles and a black-edge trim make them comfortable to hold and easy to control, while the included carry bag and two plastic balls keep everything ready for a spontaneous match. Lightweight and sturdy, this pair slips into summer afternoons, family cookouts, and casual indoor sessions with familiar, tongue-in-cheek charm.\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eProduct features\u003cbr\u003e- 100% wood paddles with black edge and soft poly-cotton handles\u003cbr\u003e- Vivid, double-sided printing that holds bright, crisp colors\u003cbr\u003e- Standard size: 7.5\" × 15.5\" (19.05 cm × 39.37 cm)\u003cbr\u003e- Includes two paddles, two plastic balls, and an easy-carry bag\u003cbr\u003e- Packaged set — same design on both sides; blank sourced from China\u003cbr\u003e\u003cbr\u003eCare instructions\u003cbr\u003e- Use a soft brush or a damp cloth to clean the surface, removing dust and dirt\u003cbr\u003e","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"7.5'' × 15.5''","offer_id":54571189436700,"sku":"17770026223978650977","price":67.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0951\/4024\/9884\/files\/10182380674486773531_2048.jpg?v=1789489453","url":"https:\/\/selecticdesigns.com\/products\/pickleball-paddle-set-retired-golfer-kitchen-staff-novelty-pickleball-kit","provider":"SelecticDesigns.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}