{"product_id":"sarcastic-humor-halloween-shirt-for-adults-who-enjoy-dark-halloween-sarcasm","title":"Sarcastic Humor Halloween Shirt for Adults Who Enjoy Dark Halloween Sarcasm","description":"This sarcastic humor Halloween shirt is for adults who enjoy dark Halloween sarcasm. A candy wrapper with an unsettling surprise gives your October outfit a deadpan edge.\n\nMade for the person whose Halloween humor runs darker than pumpkin puns, this shirt suits an October gathering with friends who already know your taste in jokes. Wear it when you want your outfit to register a little quiet rebellion without delivering a speech.\n\nThe front design reads “CANDY FIRST” in oversized, distressed orange lettering against the Maroon shirt. An oversized orange candy wrapper peels open to reveal a tiny, unmarked bone-white van, giving the candy-first priority order its darkly absurd punch line.\n\nProduct details:\n- Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt\n- 100% cotton in the solid Maroon color\n- Modern unisex cut\n- Direct-to-garment front print\n- Available sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL\n- Machine wash cold inside out\n- Tumble dry low\n\nGive it before an October Halloween gathering to a friend whose dark sense of humor you know well. It is a knowing gift for someone who appreciates an uncomfortable joke delivered with a straight face.","brand":"Printify","offers":[{"title":"S \/ Maroon","offer_id":54740550811932,"sku":"23096988746356341907","price":26.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"M \/ Maroon","offer_id":54740550844700,"sku":"69478343414078759140","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"L \/ Maroon","offer_id":54740550877468,"sku":"14228471463491082671","price":21.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":54740550910236,"sku":"12089323581571563795","price":28.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"2XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":54740550943004,"sku":"14588394858569340973","price":24.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true},{"title":"3XL \/ Maroon","offer_id":54740550975772,"sku":"14609618545765316032","price":25.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0951\/4024\/9884\/files\/10626888862090339894_2048.jpg?v=1792510527","url":"https:\/\/selecticdesigns.com\/products\/sarcastic-humor-halloween-shirt-for-adults-who-enjoy-dark-halloween-sarcasm","provider":"SelecticDesigns.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}