Halloween Dad Candy Shirt for Porch-Duty Dads
S / Black
$25.99
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This Halloween dad candy shirt is for porch-duty dads handing out candy and keeping the bowl under control.
Made for the dad on porch duty who takes the one-per-kid rule seriously. Wear it while decorating the porch, greeting trick-or-treaters, and managing candy distribution with a straight face.
The front design reads “CANDY AUDITOR” in bold distressed lettering, with CANDY in orange and AUDITOR in cream. A candy bowl, clipboard, and small porch flashlight turn Halloween candy duty into a deadpan job title.
Product details:
- Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee
- Black color
- 100% cotton (heather colors blended)
- Classic unisex fit
- Direct-to-garment front print
- Available in S, M, L, XL, 2XL, and 3XL
- Machine wash cold inside out
- Tumble dry low
A fitting dad gift for the porch-duty parent who runs Halloween candy like an official assignment. Give it before trick-or-treat night or as part of October porch decorating.
Halloween Dad Candy Shirt for Porch-Duty Dads
$25.99
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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