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This Halloween dad shirt is for dads who sample their children's Halloween candy and call it a safety check. “DAD TAX / MAKING SURE / IT'S NOT POISON” puts that familiar excuse right on the front.
Made for the dad who checks the candy haul and somehow ends up eating a few pieces along the way. Wear it for October porch duty, family Halloween parties, or trick-or-treat outings with the kids.
A pixel-art skeleton dad raises candy toward his mouth above a brimming orange jack-o'-lantern bucket. The front design reads “DAD TAX / MAKING SURE / IT'S NOT POISON,” with orange and warm off-white lettering against the black shirt. It's a proud confession for dads whose candy inspections always involve a taste test.
Product details:
- Blank: Gildan 64000 Unisex Softstyle T-Shirt
- Fabric: 100% cotton in this solid Black color
- Fit: modern unisex cut
- Color: Black
- Print: direct-to-garment front print
- Sizes: XS, S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL, 4XL, 5XL
- Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
Give it to your partner or a dad known for helping himself to the children's Halloween candy. It's a knowing October gift to hand over before the family Halloween party or trick-or-treat night.
Halloween Dad Shirt for Dads Who Sample Their Children's Candy
$29.99
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