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This halloween dad shirt is built for the fathers who walk the trick-or-treat route every October, and it says so right on the front in plain black and gold: "Dad Tax."
This is for dads 30 to 55 who do the candy-escort rounds on Halloween night, standing on porches while the kids ring bells. It works as a self-purchase before trick-or-treat night or as a gift from a spouse who has watched him earn every piece of that chocolate.
The poster-style graphic stacks three lines on a black tee. A small line reads "ESCORT FEE: 10%" in a warm gold Oswald font, above the bold white Anton headline "DAD TAX," finished with a script Lobster line reading "paid in chocolate." The design is printed direct-to-garment on the front of the shirt.
Product details:
- Blank: Gildan 5000 Heavy Cotton Tee in Black
- Fabric: 100% cotton (heather colors are blended)
- Fit: classic unisex
- Print: direct-to-garment front print
- Sizes: S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
- Care: machine wash cold inside out, tumble dry low
Pick this up for the dad who treats trick-or-treat night like a job with a chocolate commission, or let his spouse grab it as a Halloween surprise before the kids head out the door.
Halloween Dad Tax Shirt for Trick-or-Treat Dads, "Dad Tax" Tee
$25.99
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean
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